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The Interplanetary Cake Party has grown at a phenomenal rate since its humble origins in a New York City apartment kitchen. We found that many other people and civilizations all over the Solar System were tired of sales taxes on chocolate, vanilla extract, cake flour, sugar and whipping cream. We felt like these pressing issues had to be addressed soon, but the politicians were unresponsive. Therefore, we started our own political party. We soon started to get communiques from cake bakers in other countries and even from other Planets. Yours truly has Interplanetary connections, you see. I've ridden many a UFO fleeing none other than the Saturnian Interplanetary Killjoy Squad. But I digress. Since the main thrust of the complaints was that these taxes impede the making of great cakes we decided to call our new party the Cake Party. By all means let us eat cake!
We now have branches in Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles, Providence, Houston, Miami, Colorado Springs, New Orleans, Atlanta, Charleston (South Carolina), Baltimore, and St. Louis. Internationally we have branches in the U.K, Ireland, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Poland, the Czech Republic, Slovenia, Belgium, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, France, Belgium, Turkey and Lithuania. If your country doesn't have a branch please contact us in New York City and we will send you information on starting a branch.
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